Award-Winning Sentences

Stormy nightOne day, Edward George Bulwer-Lytton sat down and wrote what have become one of the most infamous opening lines of his novel Paul Clifford (1830): “It was a dark and stormy night.”

Bulwer-Lytton wrote other memorable lines. He penned “the pen is mightier than the sword” too, but chances are that if you know his name, it’s because of “It was a dark and stormy night.” Part of that sentence’s familiarity is thanks to Snoopy, who works so hard on that first sentence of his novels. If you’ve never quite understood the problem with that sentence, it’s likely that you’ve never read the full thing:

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

Quite the sentence, isn’t it? Since 1983, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest has honored that epic sentence with a competition to write an equally spectacular sentence. This year’s winner, Sue Fondrie, teaches at the University of Wisconsin Oshkosh. The Guardian has more details, including the award-winning sentence which compares memories to wind turbines and sparrows and a groaner of a winner from the Fantasy category.


This post is the introduction from the Bits Flashback for July 31. Read the rest of the post on Facebook.

 

[Photo: Stormy night by Andrew J. Sutherland, on Flickr]

Changing the Workflow to Get More Done

IMG_6433If you show up somewhere with your shirt on backwards, someone usually lets you know. People realize right away that the picture is on the back, the buttons aren’t where they belong, and the shirt just isn’t right. A friend or kind-hearted passer-by whispers in your ear, or perhaps you catch a look at yourself in a mirror. You excuse yourself to the bathroom and turn things around.

If only everything worked that way. Earlier this week, I was behind on my work. For months now, I’ve been behind on my work. Every day, I do the same thing:

  • Find and post articles to @newsfromtengrrl.
  • Answer any pending email messages.
  • Write the blog posts that are due.
  • Set up outgoing social networking posts for @RWTnow and @BedfordBits.

Intersperse spot checking email, Facebook, Google+, and Twitter, and you have a pretty good picture of my day.

The problem was that by the time I got through finding the articles I post to @newsfromtengrrl, I usually have to stop and go take care of family duties. When I got back to my work later in the evening, I felt anxious and stressed. The “real” work that I needed to do, the blog posts and social networking updates, only got done when I was in panic mode (and often tired). Many times, I found myself in the wee hours of morning sleepily wondering if I could just push a few things off till the next day.

One afternoon this week, I found my stress levels rising. I hadn’t finished finding posts for @newsfromtengrrl, yet I only had about 30 minutes left before I had to clean the kitchen and cook dinner. The inner dialogue started:

Why can’t I ever get enough done? The afternoon is gone, and I still haven’t gotten to the real work. Damn it. I never get to what I need to because of the stupid news posts. But I have to finish the news posts before 6:45 so that the blog post goes up by midnight.

Out of some corner of my mind, a quieter, calmer voice said, “You could change the settings for the blog post, you know. You made this problem when you decided the post needed to go up at midnight.”

It wasn’t just a lightbulb moment.

There were rainbows. And unicorns. And glitter.

For nearly a year, I have been doing my work backwards, but no one had kindly leaned over and whispered in my ear until now! So a couple of days ago, I flipped my work flow. The news articles are the last thing I look for. Writing blog posts and status updates come first. I reset the WordPress plug-in so that my blog posts go up at noon instead of midnight.

It’s made all the difference. Look, here I am actually writing a blog post and the dinner fixings aren’t even out of the refrigerator!

 

[Photo: IMG_6433 by abbybatchelder, on Flickr]

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  • The UX (User Experience) of Learning | A List Apart: http://hoki.es/rq1URs #
  • Texting, blogging, and how they may make English spelling even more annoying – The Angle – Boston.com http://hoki.es/okqcMu #
  • Ralph Waldo Emerson, John Keats, and the race to make the most of a short life. – By Robert Pinsky – Slate Magazine http://hoki.es/pTHuuv #
  • Retired teachers association collects memories of one-room schoolhouses | Quincy Herald Whig http://hoki.es/ocLwOZ #
  • Teachers pack bags for academic sojourns | The Williamson Daily News – http://hoki.es/qCyTLS (trunks with artifacts for a class study) #
  • 2011 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner named – take a butcher's at some bad writing | Herald Sun http://hoki.es/r6sEcr #
  • Boston College Libraries Publish Digital Edition of W.B. Yeats' First Play 'Love & Death' » http://hoki.es/qbPUFR (includes some MS images) #
  • Class Dismissed: Why We Cannot Teach or Learn Our Way Out of Inequality – Inside Higher Ed http://hoki.es/nzjw5G #
  • A New Type-face to Help Dsylexics Read Better? – THE DAILY RIFF – http://hoki.es/pA2FFF #
  • How Kids See Facebook – THE DAILY RIFF – http://hoki.es/n4lkJA #
  • ‘Hack’ Is the Wrong Term for Current Hacking—er, Improper Use—Scandals | The Chronicle of Higher Education http://hoki.es/nJvvK8 #
  • Summer PD: New Teacher Boot Camp Week 4 – Using Wetoku | Edutopia http://hoki.es/nppTHm (a video interview tool) #
  • How To Turn Any Page into a Feed with RSS Scraping | ProfHacker – The Chronicle of Higher Education http://hoki.es/nodr2K #
  • It's a Dissertation, Not a Book – Advice – The Chronicle of Higher Education http://hoki.es/oqbeqR #
  • Analysis Dissects News Coverage of For-Profit Colleges – The Ticker – The Chronicle of Higher Education http://hoki.es/qo7Vz4 #

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