In a spot of boredom, I was playing with camera settings, and figured out how to do close-ups. They appear to be more fuzzy than the already fuzzy regular versions, but I was entertained by the ability nonetheless.

The silly camera has face tracking, and I didn’t realize that it was keeping me from doing close-ups and whatnot till about 15 minutes ago.

None of this is helping me solve my problems, and I think the only reason that I am posting this picture is really that it’s so close that you can’t really tell the details of my portly reality.

Someone said today that from the back, my hair looked like it should be in a shampoo commercial. Why can’t I be a Barbie everywhere damn it?