Lunch: Chicken Fried Rice
Fortune: “Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.”
Lucky Numbers: 14, 15, 18, 24, 36, 45

Meaning: You have 14 things to do at work, 15 errands to run, 18 things to do at home, 24 minutes to do it in, 36 minutes before you receive the materials you need to complete the work, and a 45% chance of someone being angry when you don’t get it all done. “Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure”? No shit. You’re dashing around trying to get it all done and bold enough to post that fact online.