Got up too late.
Went to work with wet hair. Again.
Worked on ASP stuff.
Cleared a month of stupid site maintenance to-do’s.
Inspired three-year-old to want to eat branches.
Restructured Captain John Smith.
Wondered why if there are butterfly houses there are not also cricket pens,
          roach museums, and spider duplexes.
Got my hair cut.
Downloaded iTunes to my cute pink iPod.
Finished editing Sixteen Cows.
Made mashed potatoes without burning anything or setting off the smoke detector.
Sulked for general reasons.
Failed at being a good person. Again.