Arrived at work seconds before conference call
Participated in pizza lunch meeting w/o eating pizza
Beowulf, Beowulf, Beowulf
Proclaim Beowulf finished.
Went about non-epic activities
Boss says, “Beowulf needs work.”
Went home, being passed by Urbana Fire Truck rushing mutual aid to Champaign
Beowulf, Beowulf, Beowulf
Proclaim Beowulf finished again.
Put bread in oven to toast
Burned edges of bread quite blackly
Smoke detector DIDN’T go off
Ate toast anyway
Looked at Vietnam lesson
Became depressed
Worked on Sixteen Cows lesson instead
Got really tired of the word “Bam!”
Joined Shamu in the pillow palace