wholesome. delicious. warm. you know you want to give tengrrl your very best. so what are you doing sitting there? it’s likely that you can’t get up and give her a snuggly, warm hug; so do what any brainy person would do.

get out your credit card and start buying up gift certificates made out to your favorite tengrrl—buy her love. she’s not picky: amazon.com, borders.com, barnesandnoble.com. shoot she’ll even accept large sums of target.com gift certificates if you’re pressed for time. and it’s not too late either! gift giving should take place year-round. don’t buy into the commercialistic limitations of the month of December. be a rebel. give in an off-month.

and what’s more…you can double your gain for this outlay of cash: you buy tengrrl’s love and you get to learn by example. “learn what?” you may ask. why acceptance, of course. you can get to watch tengrrl graciously accept all these fun-filled gift certificates!

is there anything that the world needs more of these days than love and acceptance? and here you can buy love and learn about acceptance all at the same time. it’s a bargain, i tell you! a pure and excellent bargain!