Stanley
2003-2005
RIP

Stanley on a livelier day

Dear Stanley, known affectionally as “Swimmy” to family members, passed into that good night over the weekend, leaving behind his sad SpongeBob and Patrick tank friends.

In lieu of flowers, please hug and kiss and love your pets for me.

because i have been decorating the window at work, along with help from my MarcoPolo friends Lisa and Sharon, i’ve been exploring all the parameters of Duck’s campaign for president. as a public service to our coworkers, we’ve been posting information about the three candidates for this year’s election: Bush, Kerry, and Duck.

Duck is the best for the job. Vote Duck!

i feel exceptionally writing challenged today. i can’t seem to think of a single, original idea. I can type notes, but that’s about it. course, that’s just copying. anyone could copy.

ok. so that was a waste. all i can write is crap:

Writing assignments that work is the key to success in any class. Students can survive a lot of missteps, but if the assignments that we send students off to complete do not provide them with the details that they need, their success is more likely to be the result of chance than accomplishment.

what hogwash. i feel like i don’t know how to write anything anymore. how do i start? can i just dive into the middle? should i be writing a list of ten? figuring out how i want to reformat them? geesh. i feel so lost, and i’ve only been trying to write for a few minutes now.