{"id":71,"date":"2005-03-09T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T04:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2005-03-09T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T04:29:00","slug":"71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/09\/71\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\nGot up too late.<br \/>\nWent to work with wet hair. Again.<br \/>\nWorked on ASP stuff.<br \/>\nCleared a month of stupid site maintenance to-do&#8217;s.<br \/>\nInspired three-year-old to want to eat branches.<br \/>\nRestructured <a href=\"http:\/\/www.readwritethink.org\/calendar\/calendar_day.asp?id=623\" target=\"_blank\">Captain John Smith<\/a>.<br \/>\nWondered why if there are butterfly houses there are not also cricket pens,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;roach museums, and spider duplexes.<br \/>\nGot my hair cut.<br \/>\nDownloaded iTunes to my cute pink iPod.<br \/>\nFinished editing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.readwritethink.org\/lessons\/lesson_view.asp?id=815\" target=\"_blank\"><i>Sixteen Cows<\/i><\/a>.<br \/>\nMade mashed potatoes without burning anything or setting off the smoke detector.<br \/>\nSulked for general reasons.<br \/>\nFailed at being a good person. Again.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got up too late. Went to work with wet hair. Again. Worked on ASP stuff. Cleared a month of stupid site maintenance to-do&#8217;s. Inspired three-year-old to want to eat branches. Restructured Captain John Smith. Wondered why if there are butterfly houses there are not also cricket pens, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;roach museums, and spider duplexes. Got my hair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-71","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}