{"id":598,"date":"2006-04-17T22:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-18T05:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=598"},"modified":"2006-04-17T22:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-18T05:46:00","slug":"598","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/17\/598\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/graphics\/close-up-0406-small.jpg\" align=\"left\" hspace=6 vspace=6><br \/>\nIn a spot of boredom, I was playing with camera settings, and figured out how to do close-ups. They appear to be more fuzzy than the already fuzzy regular versions, but I was entertained by the ability nonetheless. <\/p>\n<p>The silly camera has face tracking, and I didn&#8217;t realize that it was keeping me from doing close-ups and whatnot till about 15 minutes ago. <\/p>\n<p>None of this is helping me solve my problems, and I think the only reason that I am posting this picture is really that it&#8217;s so close that you can&#8217;t really tell the details of my portly reality. <\/p>\n<p>Someone said today that from the back, my hair looked like it should be in a shampoo commercial. Why can&#8217;t I be a Barbie everywhere damn it?<\/p>\n<div class=\"sidebar\"><i>EDIT: in a spot of horror, I realized that on my work computer that image was way too big and fuzzy, so I resized it this morning.<\/i><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a spot of boredom, I was playing with camera settings, and figured out how to do close-ups. They appear to be more fuzzy than the already fuzzy regular versions, but I was entertained by the ability nonetheless. The silly camera has face tracking, and I didn&#8217;t realize that it was keeping me from doing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-598","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}