{"id":379,"date":"2005-12-31T23:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-01T06:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=379"},"modified":"2005-12-31T23:24:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-01T06:24:00","slug":"379","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/31\/379\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ball has dropped. It&#8217;s 2006. At midnight, my sister&#8217;s dog Snuffles was in my lap, and he got all silly and licked my face. Yes, at midnight, I got kissed by a poodle. Probably the only midnight kiss I&#8217;ve gotten actually. I can&#8217;t think of others. Yes, my life is that pathetic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ball has dropped. It&#8217;s 2006. At midnight, my sister&#8217;s dog Snuffles was in my lap, and he got all silly and licked my face. Yes, at midnight, I got kissed by a poodle. Probably the only midnight kiss I&#8217;ve gotten actually. I can&#8217;t think of others. Yes, my life is that pathetic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-379","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}