{"id":353,"date":"2005-12-18T11:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-18T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=353"},"modified":"2005-12-18T11:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-18T18:44:00","slug":"353","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/18\/353\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So much for leaving town today. I&#8217;m such a moron.  I wasn&#8217;t done packing around 2 AM, but I decided that I was really tired. So I laid down, completely dressed, thinking that I would rest just for a few minutes. Lights all on, dishwasher standing open, TV on. I woke up at 10:30. Lights all on and so forth. Pretty much as I left it last night. Except one thing. I found all my clothes lying on the floor beside my bed. I somehow undressed in my sleep. It&#8217;s a shame there&#8217;s no film of me getting out of my jeans in my sleep. I&#8217;d like to see what that looked like. <\/p>\n<p>So I called Mom and said, &#8220;How about tomorrow?&#8221; Just as well it appears, as it&#8217;s been snowing. But I still feel like an idiot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So much for leaving town today. I&#8217;m such a moron. I wasn&#8217;t done packing around 2 AM, but I decided that I was really tired. So I laid down, completely dressed, thinking that I would rest just for a few minutes. Lights all on, dishwasher standing open, TV on. I woke up at 10:30. Lights [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-353","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}