wholesome. delicious. warm. you know you want to give tengrrl your very best. so what are you doing sitting there? it’s likely that you can’t get up and give her a snuggly, warm hug; so do what any brainy person would do. <\/p>\n
get out your credit card and start buying up gift certificates made out to your favorite tengrrl—buy her love. she’s not picky: amazon.com, borders.com, barnesandnoble.com. shoot she’ll even accept large sums of target.com gift certificates if you’re pressed for time. and it’s not too late either! gift giving should take place year-round. don’t buy into the commercialistic limitations of the month of December. be a rebel. give in an off-month.<\/p>\n
and what’s more…you can double your gain for this outlay of cash: you buy tengrrl’s love and<\/b><\/font> you get to learn by example. “learn what?” you may ask. why acceptance, of course. you can get to watch tengrrl graciously accept all these fun-filled gift certificates!<\/p>\n is there anything that the world needs more of these days than love and acceptance? and here you can buy love and learn about acceptance all at the same time. it’s a bargain, i tell you! a pure and excellent bargain!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" wholesome. delicious. warm. you know you want to give tengrrl your very best. so what are you doing sitting there? it’s likely that you can’t get up and give her a snuggly, warm hug; so do what any brainy person would do. get out your credit card and start buying up gift certificates made out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-34","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}