{"id":33,"date":"2004-01-05T19:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-06T02:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2004-01-05T19:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-06T02:22:00","slug":"33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/05\/33\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>picked up mail kept in bondage at the post office while i was out of town. this bounty, once freed from the meticulously twisted rubber bands, revealed 3 oz. of mail to keep, and 2 lbs. 2 oz. of mail to trash.  <\/p>\n<p>most illuminating piece of mail began: &#8220;As a student enrolled in school you may be interested in our winter work.&#8221; wholly loofah, dragongrrl! now what am I gonna do? first, i don&#8217;t remember ever applying, and i&#8217;m pretty sure that i never paid tuition. but worse still, i don&#8217;t remember ever going to class. i&#8217;m sure to fail and then there goes the gpa. poodle feathers and rabbit spawn! i&#8217;m totally screwed now. i&#8217;ll never be able to get my dream job now, and i really, really, really wanted to make a career with the fine people of the flexible bionic insurrectionists (fbi).<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m really angry about this. really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>picked up mail kept in bondage at the post office while i was out of town. this bounty, once freed from the meticulously twisted rubber bands, revealed 3 oz. of mail to keep, and 2 lbs. 2 oz. of mail to trash. most illuminating piece of mail began: &#8220;As a student enrolled in school you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-33","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}