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I blame Dr. B<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n
<\/td>\n You scored as Nerd Cat<\/b>. Holy crap, poindexter. Try buying some new specs instead of taping them together. Yeah, Bill Gates made a lot of money, but he’s also the devil. You’ve got a long way to go.<\/p>\n\n\n
\n

Nerd Cat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n75%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Couch Potato Cat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n25%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Derranged Cat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n25%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Pissed at the World Cat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n17%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Drunk Cat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n0%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Love Machine Cat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n0%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Ninja Cat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n0%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

\nWhich Absurd Cat are you?<\/a>
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