{"id":21,"date":"2003-09-26T11:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-26T18:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=21"},"modified":"2011-02-28T06:36:18","modified_gmt":"2011-02-28T11:36:18","slug":"21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/26\/21\/","title":{"rendered":"Discombobularity"},"content":{"rendered":"

it’s beginning to feel as if i spend as much time fighting with mac vs. windows issues as i do actually writing anything. font sizes may be working now. but really who knows? i’m in such a state of despair that the muse of discontent settled upon me with sad rhymings.<\/p>\n

\n

\ni am so hungry i could eat a squid
\nand jesus is getting jiggy with the mayo
\nmy father says i’m a very bad kid
\nhe’s just mad cuz i won’t obey — oh!
\nthe wheels on the bus go round and round
\nbut the monkey in the back is screaming
\nhe’d really like to but he can’t sit down
\ncuz the fish sticks can’t stop dreaming
\nit is so sad that things are thus:
\nthe man right there in the greasy pants
\nis most certainly not Locke’s Gus
\nyet singingly, he does the dance
\ni’m just a rhinestone cowboy
\noh dear puddin’ come to me
\nyou make this life a pure joy
\nfor jesus, the mayo, and me\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i pray this woe will lift soon. it’s all a matter of discombobularity however, and no one can really know what turn bob will take next. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

it’s beginning to feel as if i spend as much time fighting with mac vs. windows issues as i do actually writing anything. font sizes may be working now. but really who knows? i’m in such a state of despair that the muse of discontent settled upon me with sad rhymings. i am so hungry […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-21","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2598,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/2598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}