{"id":20220,"date":"2023-08-11T19:31:30","date_gmt":"2023-08-11T23:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=20220"},"modified":"2023-08-11T19:31:30","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T23:31:30","slug":"chatgpt-revises-the-children-are-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/11\/chatgpt-revises-the-children-are-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"ChatGPT Revises \u201cThe Children Are the Future\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Devil for Halloween by Matthew Rutledge on Flickr, used under a CC-By 2.0 license<\/p><\/div>I asked ChatGPT to “Rewrite the song The Children Are the Future from the perspective of someone who is certain that the children are mini-demons.” The results are spectacular satire.<\/p>\n

(Title)
\nDark Future: Mini-Demons Unleashed<\/p>\n

(Verse 1)
\nWhispers in the dark, beware the young,
\nTheir innocence is just a mask, their wickedness has begun.
\nThey’re lurking in the shadows, with mischief in their eyes,
\nMini-demons in disguise, spreading chaos ‘neath the skies.<\/p>\n

(Pre-Chorus)
\nTeach them well in the art of manipulation,
\nFeed their cravings for power and domination.
\nShow them how to sow discord and strife,
\nFor in their hearts, darkness thrives.<\/p>\n

(Chorus)
\nMini-demons, oh, they’re the future,
\nUnleashing havoc, a twisted suture.
\nCorrupting all that’s pure and light,
\nIn their hands, malevolence takes flight.<\/p>\n

(Verse 2)
\nTheir laughter is a sinister melody,
\nA symphony of malefic glee.
\nThey twist and turn with every word,
\nTheir devilish charm can’t be unheard.<\/p>\n

(Pre-Chorus)
\nGuide them to deceit, teach them to lie,
\nNurture the malevolence deep inside.
\nLet them revel in their wicked ways,
\nInnocence lost, darkness stays.<\/p>\n

(Chorus)
\nMini-demons, oh, they’re the future,
\nA generation of chaos and rupture.
\nWatch them dance upon the ashes,
\nAs they paint the world in devilish splashes.<\/p>\n

(Bridge)
\nGone are the days of hope and trust,
\nReplaced by the children, cold and unjust.
\nTheir hearts are black, their souls are cold,
\nA generation of darkness to behold.<\/p>\n

(Pre-Chorus)
\nShape their minds to crave despair,
\nA legacy of malevolence they’ll share.
\nLet them spread their poisonous seeds,
\nFuelling humanity’s descent into heed.<\/p>\n

(Chorus)
\nMini-demons, oh, they’re the future,
\nAgents of darkness, each a corrupter.
\nThe world shall tremble at their command,
\nAs they grasp it tightly with malevolent hands.<\/p>\n

(Outro)
\nSo beware the youth, their innocence a lie,
\nFor in their hearts, darkness will never die.
\nThe future unfolds with wicked delight,
\nAs mini-demons rise, casting eternal night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I asked ChatGPT to “Rewrite the song The Children Are the Future from the perspective of someone who is certain that the children are mini-demons.” The results are spectacular satire. (Title) Dark Future: Mini-Demons Unleashed (Verse 1) Whispers in the dark, beware the young, Their innocence is just a mask, their wickedness has begun. They’re […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[398],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pqzI8-5g8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20220"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20225,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20220\/revisions\/20225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}