{"id":11,"date":"2003-01-13T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-14T03:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2010-10-14T03:55:37","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T07:55:37","slug":"11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/13\/11\/","title":{"rendered":"My Very Own Library Card!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>left work and went by the post office to mail the truth<br \/>\n        to my mom. she doesn&#8217;t understand that her poodle, cooki, is a bad girl<br \/>\n        dog. i mean, the dog is a demon creature with red devil eyes way scarier<br \/>\n        than any goat. so with the truth in the mail, i accomplished one of my<br \/>\n        remaining to-do&#8217;s for the week&#151;no doubt the change of the week! (note<br \/>\n        that you have to have changes if you&#8217;re creating a changelog)<\/p>\n<p>        this will sound dumb to anyone with a real life, but today, this very<br \/>\n        evening, all by myself, i got a library card! i am now a card-holding<br \/>\n        patron of the champaign public library. ok, it&#8217;s true that as a fun-filled<br \/>\n        employee of NCTE, an affiliate organization of the University of Illinois,<br \/>\n        that i can use the u of i library whenever i want. but who the hell wants<br \/>\n        to figure out parking on campus to get some picture books?<\/p>\n<p>        so public library you are my goal, but, wow, have things changed in libraries<br \/>\n        since i was a page at chesterfield county public library back in high<br \/>\n        school. then again, that was twenty-thr, er, a few years ago. there was<br \/>\n        a wild game of chase going on in the picture books. all computer terminals<br \/>\n        were being hogged for video games. and there was a group of teens supposedly<br \/>\n        playing candyland, but making so much noise that the security badge guy<br \/>\n        had to come over and ask them to hushinate. <\/p>\n<p>        what a darned shame eric wasn&#8217;t around! he could have just sauntered over<br \/>\n        and glowered with that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eisenhower.utexas.edu\/qt6.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Dwight<br \/>\n        D. Eisenhower Statuary Stance<\/a> (TM) and the hush that would have fallen<br \/>\n        over the room would have been adequate for papal mumblings to be loud<br \/>\n        as a foghorn. <\/p>\n<p>        oh well. i minded my own business and fetched books and stuff. i scooped<br \/>\n        up three cds (<i>Aladdin and the Magic Lamp<\/i> with John Hurt and Mickey<br \/>\n        Hart, <i>Brer Rabbit and the Wonderful Tar Baby<\/i> with Danny Glover<br \/>\n        and Taj Mahal, and <i>Brer Rabbit and Boss Lion<\/i> with Danny Glover<br \/>\n        and Dr. John). plan to listen to them while walking. then i meandered<br \/>\n        over to the picture books. got <i>June 29, 1999<\/i>, which i want to create<br \/>\n        a lesson for that we&#8217;ll hook up to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.readwritethink.org\/calendar\/\" target=\"_blank\">calendar<\/a><br \/>\n        on the site. besides Wiesner&#8217;s books are always so lovely to look at.<br \/>\n        got <i>Jumanji<\/i> for a tech writing lesson plan we have in the works,<br \/>\n        by Erin Crisp. she has students writing the instructions for a game, and<br \/>\n        after all, in <i>Jumanji<\/i> it&#8217;s so-o-o-o important to &quot;read instructions<br \/>\n        carefully&quot; : ) <\/p>\n<p>        then i got four books on monsters! for another lesson plan. i own sendak&#8217;s<br \/>\n        wild things, so i didn&#8217;t get that. with the librarian&#8217;s help, we found<br \/>\n        <i>Nothing Scares Us<\/i>, <i>Go Away, Big Green Monster<\/i>, <i>It&#8217;s Bedtime<\/i>,<br \/>\n        and <i>Five Ugly Monsters <\/i>(which is strangely like <i>Five Little<br \/>\n        Monkeys<\/i>). we have a lesson proposed on using monsters to teach about<br \/>\n        writing detailed descriptions.<\/p>\n<p>        it&#8217;s my job to think up an &#8216;interactive&#8217; for each lesson. understand that<br \/>\n        &#8216;interactive&#8217; has a special definition. pdfs count as interactives. though<br \/>\n        the more &#8216;interactive&#8217; an interactive is the better. for the monsters,<br \/>\n        i was thinking about the silly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/schools\/magickey\/adventures\/fraser_game.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">Fraser<br \/>\n        the Eraser &quot;rub-a-dub-dub&quot; BBC monster<\/a>, and then mr. potatohead<br \/>\n        danced through my head, and i thought that maybe I could create a &quot;monster<br \/>\n        machine.&quot; sort of a cross between magnetic poetry and mr. potatohead.<br \/>\n        ok, maybe not that original. we&#8217;ll have to see.<\/p>\n<p>        i&#8217;m not sure about the interactives for the other two books i have. i<br \/>\n        guess it wouldn&#8217;t be too difficult to come up with some &#8216;follow the instructions<br \/>\n        or things go horribly wrong&#8217; thing. but how do you make things go wrong<br \/>\n        on the Internet? well, what i mean is how do you make them go wrong in<br \/>\n        ways that allow you to keep a job in k12 education? <\/p>\n<p>        enough on my day occupations though. i should get back to the brainclogging<br \/>\n        blogging that gravel-lord rich wants me to do. sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>left work and went by the post office to mail the truth to my mom. she doesn&#8217;t understand that her poodle, cooki, is a bad girl dog. i mean, the dog is a demon creature with red devil eyes way scarier than any goat. so with the truth in the mail, i accomplished one of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[148],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","tag-library-card"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sqzI8-11","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2179,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tengrrl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}