Whoever said that there is no parking on the campaign trail was right. My schedule has been ever so full! Fortunately I have met many wonderful people over the last few days, including Bill from Little Feat. Last night, I spent quality time getting a special perspective on Michigan life from Gracie and Bosco. They are particularly concerned about their impending move to the swing state of Ohio. You see, they do not know how to swing. They tried. They climbed up on the swing set and everything, but mostly, it was just an embarrassing experience where they were briefly unable to touch the ground with their little feet. When I am elected, I shall ensure that citizens like Gracie and Bosco not only have quality dog food to eat in their old age but also that they learn the nuances of swinging at a very early age. It is the least this great nation can do!