I, Duck, announce my campaign for the 2008 President's race. I am the Duck for the job. To kick off my campaign, I am going on a campaign tour through Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan.

I have spent much of the evening testing my campaign transportation and working with my aides and consultants to finalize the schedule for our tour. It is now quite late, but there is still work to be done to build a better future for us all. I am, thus, to be found in the tourmobile, meditating on the future of our great nation (despite reports of other motives). The road lies before us. We must choose to start the engine and drive toward success.