Duck for President
 

Saturday, May 28

A good day on the road
Today, I had the pleasure of visiting with citizens from Normal, Willow Creek, Mendota, and De Forest. I am always amazed as I travel this great land by the range of people you'll find at rest stops and gas stations. And who knew that people were shopping for refrigerators and tv/dvd combos at Truck Stops? It has been a great beginning to a great campaign!

Before I sign off for the night however, let me address some shenanigans going on elsewhere. I did not, I would not, sweet talk motel staff into upgrading a room. I must have this room for security reasons. The Jacuzzi is simply unnecessary. I am a Duck. I jacuzzi on every pond, lake, river, stream, and waterway of this great land. I would NEVER argue for an upgrade. I am an ethical Duck. Secret Service required this room. I am a simple Duck of the people. I could have nested on that farm pond behind the motel.

And with that issue resolved, I must sign off and get to work on my speeches for tomorrow. I cannot wait to meet more of the great citizens of this nation!



Comments:
Mr. Duck,

So sorry I was not in Normal to welcome you to town! When I once was there, how welcomed you were, welcomed above all!!

Regardless, I support your need for the security precations. Those are so important!

Loyal Supporter,
Will
 
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