Archive for ‘Humor’

December 24, 2011

Good Luck Surviving the Fruitcake!

My card for this week’s Stampin’ Queens Sketch Challenge (SQSC18) is the twenty-fourth card in my 25 Holiday Cards Challenge. Here’s the original sketch:

SQSC18 Design

Here’s my slightly irreverent version of the card:

Good Luck Surviving the Fruitcake

Here are the details on what went into the card:

  • Background: Crumb Cake
  • Center Background: Deck the Halls—Pattern 4
  • Center:
    • Back: Curly Label Punch in Always Artichoke with Chocolate Chip Mat
    • Top: Curly Label Punch in Chocolate Chip
    • Stamp: Bah Humbug—Good Luck in Crumb Cake
    • Pieced punches in Cherry Cobbler behind stamp to fill in center
  • Embellishments:
    • Chocolate Chip—Stitching Zigzag
    • Chocolate Chip—Stitching Straight
    • Cherry Cobbler Brads
December 23, 2011

Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ugly Christmas SweaterThe twenty-third card in my 25 Holiday Cards Challenge is my slightly inappropriate version of the traditional Ugly Christmas sweater. Here are the details on how I made it in My Digital Studio:

  • Row 1: Wild Wasabi background with Frosty Day II—circle and flakes in Cherry Cobbler
  • Row 2: Bashful Blue background with Jolly Bingo Bits snowman and penguin, colored in with Whisper White
  • Row 3: Christmas Cheer—zigzag border 1
  • Row 4: Riding Hood Red background with Jolly Bingo Bits in Early Espresso with Pearls and Real Red Glitter Brad
  • Row 5: Christmas Cheer—zigzag border 1
  • Row 6: Bashful Blue background with Frosty Day II—flower and Jolly Bingo Bits—flower, both in Cherry Cobbler
  • Row 7: Frosty Day II—border 2 in Always Artichoke
  • Row 8: Wild Wasabi background with Frosty Day II—border 3 in Cherry Cobbler
  • Row 9: Cherry Cobbler background with Season of Cheer—Merry Christmas in Bashful Blue
  • Row 10: Wild Wasabi background with Frosty Day II—flake in Whisper White
November 19, 2011

Feeling Trapped? Let Me Help You Out! (SQSC13)

This week’s Stampin’ Queens Sketch Challenge (SQSC13) puts the emphasis on a series of rectangles. Because it’s such a simple design, I decided that the inner-most rectangle was going to have to be a special image to make this card work. Here’s the original sketch:

SQSC12 Design

I looked at all the example cards for inspiration, but nothing struck me. I started thinking about the design itself, asking myself, “What goes in boxes? What can you do with the notion of boxes?” At first the answers weren’t all that helpful: the dog (we call his cage/crate, his box), presents, food (e.g., cake mix), and crayons. Nothing was quite right, and then I thought of a mime! A mime trapped in a box! Here’s my version of the card:

Possibly Inappropriate Thinking of You Card

The inside sentiment is “Let me help you out!” I’m thinking of it as a sort of “Thinking of You” card for someone who has been stuck at home for one reason or another—sick family member, bad weather, tending to children, and so forth. Inside the card, I’d tuck tickets to a movie or a local event and a voucher for free babysitting. Perfect!

My sisters and brother were all in the high school mime troupe, so I am well-schooled in the ways of mimes. They followed the practice of mimes like Marcel Marceau who wore black and white clothes (sometimes with gray) and with a touch of red. So that was the inspiration for my colors: Basic Black, Basic Gray, Very Vanilla (Whisper White looked too stark), and Sahara Sand with a Real Red ribbon.

I didn’t have a photo of a family member that worked, so I found my photo on Flickr. It’s cropped a bit to make it fit the card. The photo credit goes to trapped in a box! by Cryptonaut, on Flickr.

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November 15, 2011

How To Write A Greeting Card

Finally a simple way to write a greeting card. “It’s like I’m a swimming pool, and your words are like cannon balls landing.”

Or maybe the Stampin’ Up process is easier. Thanks to Wayne H for sharing this on Facebook.

September 27, 2011

Inappropriate Cards!

Inappropriate Card for a Late Night at WalmartOnce upon a time, I was a nice person who made sweet little birthday cards and holiday greetings for friends and families. Then I snapped, and my cards became somewhat more, um, inappropriate. Most of these inappropriate greeting cards are posted on Flickr, and eventually, I will try to get them on this site. Warning: They’re not necessarily safe for human consumption.